" calm (down) "

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1: One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already. An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.

  * e.g.,  ... "Officer, that man just stole my wallet!" "Now just calm down...." (punches cop in face) 

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1: What a large number of people that write definitions on this website need to do.

  * e.g.,  ... -Insert racist/stereotyping/biggoted/angry definition- 

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1: The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: heyy, whatsup? 

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1: when someone overreacts, calm down is what they need to do

  * e.g.,  ... Fisher: OMG give me that  

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1: an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH

  * e.g.,  ... "dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down" 

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2: resulting in angry freshman

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1: What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.

  * e.g.,  ... Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers. 

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1: When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"

  * e.g.,  ... Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN 

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2: Josh the founder of "calm down"

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~ 

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1: No, really, that kid's not calm.

  * e.g.,  ... Park: Hey guys. 

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1: A simple phrase which means to relax and think clearly about ones current situation instead of reacting emotionally.

  * e.g.,  ... Women : Trump is fucking disgusting, and Hillary is amazing. 

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2: Also the most feared phrase among all women. They seem to believe when a man is telling them to "calm down", the man is asking for them to obey their every whim. When in truth, women simply seem to over think what's troubling them to the point of insanity. And in actuality, when a man says calm down to a women, it just means, "Hey, you seem a bit upset about nothing, can we just act civilized please? If not we can just go our separate ways, up to you."

  * e.g.,  ... Man : I mean I'm not a fan of Trump either, but Hillary is just as scummy as him, I mean, look at all the secrets she keeps, and all the shady stuff she does behind the peoples backs. 

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1: What Park must always do.

  * e.g.,  ... Park: "Hey guys."